Haphazard Happenings.

These happenings are haphazard and perhaps hilarious.

These happenings are compiled and enjoyed by a ridiculous 19-year-old who resides in a desert.

Please enjoy as well.

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doctorwho:

redfire09:

I’LL TAKE TWO.

doctorwho:

redfire09:

I’LL TAKE TWO.

[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that much chicken, he lifts all that weight, he kick-boxes, he’s a Muay Thai champion. I mean, to the point where Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr were reduced to just standing around and touching him.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

timitation:

my current dating strategy

All things truly wicked start from innocence.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness.

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edfreemaybe:


Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

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vondell-swain:

stop shipping real people

just

shhhhhhhhhhh

no

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I’ve had a recent interaction with a Canadian. So I feel this appropriate. 

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I’ll find you.

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ERRYDAY.

ERRYDAY.

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